Courtesy of coral47 and BillDL:

Download coral’s “certificate0.jpg” and save this HTML file into the same folder.
Create_Certificate.html
Open “Create_Certificate.html” in a text editor and change the text in between the > and < in the following lines:
<DIV class=member>Your User Name</DIV>
<DIV class=level>Lounge – Einstein Level</DIV>
<DIV class=poinks>1,000,000,000,000,000 Poinks</DIV>
Save changes and close text editor.
Double-Click to open “Create_Certificate.html” in the default browser and you can print it physically or to PDF.

1. This site isn’t moderated in the sense that I read every post and decide whether or not it should appear. That being the case, read the comments at your own risk, and don’t bother writing me to tell me how horrible someone is. My father used to tell me “there’s room in the world for all kinds”, and while I suspect he might have made an exception for “President Trump”, he generally managed to dismiss those who proved the maxim about not remaining silent to be true.
2. There’s no BNBR policy. If you don’t like what someone writes here, you’re more than welcome to move on to someplace else. Any moderation of people or posts will be done in the spirit of John Scalzi.
3. Of utmost importance, while I didn’t acquire and maintain this domain for its current purpose, I do consider it a safe haven for those being systematically displaced from a venue they once called home; frankly, I know better than anyone exactly how that feels. As such, while you might be able to comment on threads by signing up through Disqus, you will not be able to start new threads unless you register through this site. More to the point, unless someone already here can vouch that you should be allowed to post here, your phony registrations will be deleted. Not that the prose here is normally particularly noteworthy or profound — but you still don’t get to read it. Just go away, please.

Any questions?

This may be the best option for the Lounge.